{"product_id":"haaland-god-of-goals-graphic-tee","title":"Haaland - “God of Goals” Graphic Tee","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHaaland “God of Goals” Graphic Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePillage the penalty box. Conquer the shirt rotation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrintZotic’s “God of Goals” tee gives football fandom a Viking-sized upgrade. Featuring Haaland imagined as a sword-bearing warrior, a fur cloak, and bold distressed lettering, this design brings saga-worthy attitude to match day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for football fans, fantasy warriors, and anyone whose weekend plans involve raiding the fridge at halftime. Why settle for basic when your wardrobe could be absolutely Norse-some?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd to cart. Let your other shirts warm the bench.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLightweight 4.3-ounce fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e60\/40 ring-spun cotton\/poly\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFitment \u0026amp; Sizing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose your size using the body chest measurements below. Measure without the battle armor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChest Measurement\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmall\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003e35–37\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003e38–40\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLarge\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003e41–43\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003eX-Large\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003e44–46\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2X-Large\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003e47–49\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e With arms down, measure under the arms around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the measuring tape horizontal. These are body measurements, not shirt dimensions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKeep your kit ready for its next conquest:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDo not bleach.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTumble dry low.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDisclaimer: Hat tricks, Viking strength, and admission to Valhalla not included. Fantasy artwork; jersey styling does not represent official team affiliation. Fan-inspired design; not officially licensed, endorsed by, or affiliated with Erling Haaland, any club, national team, or depicted brand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50047097766043,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/6738\/0891\/files\/HAALANDTEE1.jpg?v=1793747864","url":"https:\/\/printzotic.com\/products\/haaland-god-of-goals-graphic-tee","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}