Haaland - “God of Goals” Graphic Tee
Haaland - “God of Goals” Graphic Tee
Haaland “God of Goals” Graphic Tee
Pillage the penalty box. Conquer the shirt rotation.
PrintZotic’s “God of Goals” tee gives football fandom a Viking-sized upgrade. Featuring Haaland imagined as a sword-bearing warrior, a fur cloak, and bold distressed lettering, this design brings saga-worthy attitude to match day.
Perfect for football fans, fantasy warriors, and anyone whose weekend plans involve raiding the fridge at halftime. Why settle for basic when your wardrobe could be absolutely Norse-some?
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Material
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Lightweight 4.3-ounce fabric
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60/40 ring-spun cotton/poly
Fitment & Sizing
Choose your size using the body chest measurements below. Measure without the battle armor.
| Size | Chest Measurement |
|---|---|
| Small | 35–37" |
| Medium | 38–40" |
| Large | 41–43" |
| X-Large | 44–46" |
| 2X-Large | 47–49" |
How to measure: With arms down, measure under the arms around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the measuring tape horizontal. These are body measurements, not shirt dimensions.
Care Instructions
Keep your kit ready for its next conquest:
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Machine wash cold with like colors.
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Do not bleach.
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Tumble dry low.
Disclaimer: Hat tricks, Viking strength, and admission to Valhalla not included. Fantasy artwork; jersey styling does not represent official team affiliation. Fan-inspired design; not officially licensed, endorsed by, or affiliated with Erling Haaland, any club, national team, or depicted brand.